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Terry
believes its important to have
fun and laugh
regularly.
Here's a current
sampling of laughs that attendees have
emailed to Terry. If you have some good
ones to add to Terry's collection, feel
free to pass
them on to Terry via email.
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50 Fun
Things to Do in an Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets
on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the
contents of your tissue to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your
forehead and muttering, "Shutup,
dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's
a Small World' incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, crash from side to
side as if you're on rough seas.
7. Shave. (Especially if you're a woman.)
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse,
and while peering inside, ask:"Got
enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting
on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the
corner, facing the wall, without getting
off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, then
act embarrassed
when they
open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and
whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator
with a warm handshake and ask them to
call you, "Admiral".
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door
open and demand that it stay open until
you hear the
penny you
dropped down the shaft go "plink"
at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger
for a while, and then announce, "I've
got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded,
moan from the back, "Oh, not now.
Damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious literature to each
passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit
a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta
go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and
ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb,"
while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever
the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human
head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while,
then announce, "You're one of THEM!"
and move to
the far
corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you
can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and make
it talk to the other passengers.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look
around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these
do," and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with
a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other passengers
that
this is
your "personal space".
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask
another passenger: "Wanna see wha
in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in
long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I
must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer
suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I
think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil
and holler, "Bad touch!"
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